nosdrinker:

Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud

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bringmeseverus:

how am i getting my beach bod? walking with the lord

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yall:

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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thekonamicode:

My basement got no business lookin’ like this.

thekonamicode:

My basement got no business lookin’ like this.

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